LIFESTYLE HAMMERS

Hello sir, who are you and what do you do?
My name is Jack Castle I am 20 years old. As well as being big in the fashion game I occasionally go to Skegness Skatepark to do a back smith and scout for younger chicks.

What sort of trend are you currently following? Is this based on anyone?
Im in a sort of smart-gnar phase at the moment. You know the thing, like a businessman who’s just picked up, or a schoolkid that hates math. Although I just saw gossip girl and that Chuck Bass dude is hella tight. If I could slightly de-gay that look then thats big for 2010.

Who are you fashion inspirations?
Yeah well, you know, my dad is always a big inspiration. An you gotta watch the red carpet come Oscar time.

Hugh Grant in Notting Hill.

Could you give us some Dos and Donts for fashion rookies?
DOs:
Always check your jack-ups are still jacked up after dismounting the gnar-sled post-uberrun. Dont want anyone to think you’re some kook who cant look like a dick 100%.

Dont be afraid to wear that t-shirt inside out, or backwards.

The tighter your jeans are, the bigger your shoes have to be to compensate.

DONTS:
Rainbow hats.

Never, EVER, think about how easy it is to skateboard in your gear. You might be shredding the hardest but without that fitted shirt/tie no one will take you seriously.

What is your opinion on the following peoples dress-sense?
Obama:
Smashing it and I like how he hasnt gone for the full ice. Although would a diamond in one ear hurt that much? He’s the pres he must be paid.

Prince:
Sort of into it. Its a lil fruity for me but if thats what fashion is, thats what fashion is. Shes a cruel mistress.

Slick Rick:

Thats your business, street, coronation, look sorted. There is no way that slick rick is not the master of dressing.

Chris Pope:
Used to go for the studied “dooood im a ragbag” look but im glad he has chilled out on that. Now it looks like he has really thought about it, which is nice. Thats progress, thats the Obama administration.

Gonz:
Yeah pretty good. Although its a big too “im an artist, MAAAN” but he hasnt even got paint everywhere or ink all over his fingers. Perhaps this means Pope has surpassed Gonz? Who knows. Credit where credit is due is all, im stoked for and on Pope.

and Fonz:
The Slick Rick of white dudes, with a vacant grin slapped on for good measure. Doesnt make him better than Slick Rick though. Thats important to remember.

What looks are going to be big in 2010?
Airsoles and all denim attack.

Any fashion icons to keep a look out for?
Think Chuck Bass but with blood on the face. You are gonna want to watch my dad too.

Any thanks or last words?
Ma, Pa, our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

xoxo gossip girl